1. o-dawgtheinvincible:




    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

    (via totallynotmorganritch)

  2. burgundyoctopus:




    Nebula and Gamora

    they look like they’re in the middle of an intense duet

    This week on Space Broadway: Space Wicked

    Actually Defying Gravity

    (Source: gammorahs, via totallynotmorganritch)


  3. unlimitedgoats:


    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    (via spacedipper)


  4. destiel:


    deans gonna see castiel’s tru form. i wonder what its going to be like. holy shit

    "uh, nice animal heads"

    "Thank you Dean. The dark, writhing void that now occupies your face is certainly an improvement."

    "fuck off cas"

    (via carrionofmywaywardson)


  5. rrrrosa:

    those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next


    (via highlaurie)


  6. officialunitedstates:

    why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

    (via highlaurie)


  8. buckybarneswho:

    Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

    (via donna-freaking-noble)

  9. evienator:


    Not taking any chances

    I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

    (via mildly-cool-applesauce-girl)


  10. alphiewolf:



    A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

    "Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

    "Yes,"he replies "I am a were"


    (via superteenwhomerlockian)